'its a boy' the doc said
mirth grinned wide from the bed
a cry rose in its stead
burps and gurgles after well-fed
'Mama'... crawling around with crap on his bum
white teeth pushing outta pink gums
breastmilk to cereals
sight made him see real
'A' for apple, 'B' for bus
learning follows thus
time ran into years
he knew laughter, he met tears
Ding Dong....... puberty's home
Welcome......i like your tone
'Dad, i got a hard-on'
'you are a dude, come on!'
hormones kicks in
welcome to the hotel inn
responsibility makes you bend
tada! you just got more fees to fend
you job for your purse
cruel blessings of a curse
you gain your loss
gotta hustle to floss
here comes the spouse
a major brick in your house
priests and vows at the altar
what He fixes, never alter
honeymoon combines glands and fluids
wet and slimy like squids
barley and hops on cue
the beer began to brew
i fill a lil' sick
mornings makes my nerves tick
a scary retching flick
the swell and the constant kick
might be a pussy or a dick
hydrating when the water broke
a smack on the butt brought the croak
worn and weary, she looked up from the bed...
'it's a boy' the doc said.
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